Me n Drake chillin at my house

  • Drake: This bubble tea is excellent! But I have to use your bathroom, that extra hot crispy chicken got to me! Haha!
  • Me: First door on the left, can't miss it.
  • Drake:
  • Me:
  • Drake: *Shouting from down the hall* The left side!?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Drake: OH. MY. GOD.
  • Me: *Running over to see what happened* What happened!?
  • Drake: My dude you got 2-ply toilet paper! When I started from the bottom with nothing but my pen and paper I used to dread using the toilet because we always had 1-ply and it would feel so bad and grainy against my sensitive skin. The paper would sometimes tear and rip and my hand would always be exposed, I hated it! When I finally made it on the charts with my singles, I bought a lifetime supply of Charmin brand toilet paper for my mama, God bless her soul. Count your blessings brother. Oh man, this takes me back!
  • Drake: *Closes his eyes and gets lost in his memories*